Funny Shayari
Hindi Funny Shayari SMS
Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!
Dared dil me gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!
Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!
Jo aasani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo muskil se mile wo hai rum,
Jo kisi kisi se mile wo hai dum,
Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai hum!!
Lamha –lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho me exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo,
Warna pass kya tumhara sasur karvayega!!
Zindagi me tum bahut aage jaoge,
Kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge,
Log kahege…….chal chal aage ja.
Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Hawa chale to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho!!
Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!
Dared dil me gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!
Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!
Jo aasani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo muskil se mile wo hai rum,
Jo kisi kisi se mile wo hai dum,
Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai hum!!
Lamha –lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho me exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo,
Warna pass kya tumhara sasur karvayega!!
Zindagi me tum bahut aage jaoge,
Kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge,
Log kahege…….chal chal aage ja.
Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Hawa chale to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho!!
Hindi Funny Sher o Shayari
Ab kamre ki ek-ek ciz check karta hu,
Ek tere aane se pehle aur ek tere jane ke baad.
Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Lekin unke kambakhat bache hame mamu-mamu bulate hai!!
Din me karoge to sust rahoge , raat me karo ge to chust raho ge,
Roj karo ge to khush raho ge, din raat karo ge to tadrust rahoge!!
Sms yaar!!!
Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Mujhe rumaal la do, meri naak beh rahi hai!!
Aam pake, angoor pake, mithe ho gaye khajur,
Ek rupaye ki chinta mat karna sms karna jarur!!
Aapki baat he har gali me,
Har ladki ke dil me aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamtkar nahi he,
Samaye hi kuch aisa hai aaj rakhi jo hai!!
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Gardish me gher lete hai kutte bhi sher ko!!
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum pathar marte , Na me kana hota,
Duniya me bewafao ki kami nahi hai…...
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo,
Aata hai usha ke sath,
Rehta hai kiran ke sath,
Jata hai sandhya ke sath,
Aur sota hai nisha ke sath!!
Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Unhone feka hum par phool,
Lekin gamla bhi sath tha!!
Collage ki char diwari me ajib sa khel hota hai!
Khel-khel me do dilo ka mail hota hai!
Isliye har saal pappu fail hota hai!!
Ye chand bhi kya julm dhata hai,
Bachpan me MAMA aur jawani me SANAM nazar aata hai!!
Har gali phulo se saza rakhi hai,
Har darwaje par ek ladki bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis darwaje se aao ge tum,
Isliye har ladki ko ek rakhi thama rakhi hai!!
Is kadar hum aap ko chahte hai,
Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
U to hum sabhi ko ullu banate hai,
Lekin aap thoda jaldi banjate hai!!
Ab kamre ki ek-ek ciz check karta hu,
Ek tere aane se pehle aur ek tere jane ke baad.
Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Lekin unke kambakhat bache hame mamu-mamu bulate hai!!
Din me karoge to sust rahoge , raat me karo ge to chust raho ge,
Roj karo ge to khush raho ge, din raat karo ge to tadrust rahoge!!
Sms yaar!!!
Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Mujhe rumaal la do, meri naak beh rahi hai!!
Aam pake, angoor pake, mithe ho gaye khajur,
Ek rupaye ki chinta mat karna sms karna jarur!!
Aapki baat he har gali me,
Har ladki ke dil me aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamtkar nahi he,
Samaye hi kuch aisa hai aaj rakhi jo hai!!
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Gardish me gher lete hai kutte bhi sher ko!!
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum pathar marte , Na me kana hota,
Duniya me bewafao ki kami nahi hai…...
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo,
Aata hai usha ke sath,
Rehta hai kiran ke sath,
Jata hai sandhya ke sath,
Aur sota hai nisha ke sath!!
Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Unhone feka hum par phool,
Lekin gamla bhi sath tha!!
Collage ki char diwari me ajib sa khel hota hai!
Khel-khel me do dilo ka mail hota hai!
Isliye har saal pappu fail hota hai!!
Ye chand bhi kya julm dhata hai,
Bachpan me MAMA aur jawani me SANAM nazar aata hai!!
Har gali phulo se saza rakhi hai,
Har darwaje par ek ladki bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis darwaje se aao ge tum,
Isliye har ladki ko ek rakhi thama rakhi hai!!
Is kadar hum aap ko chahte hai,
Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
U to hum sabhi ko ullu banate hai,
Lekin aap thoda jaldi banjate hai!!
Funny Sher o Shayari in Hindi
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Tei yaad aai to jal gayi dress!!
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!!
Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
La faavada mujhe de de!!
Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,
To use vasudev aur devki ko ek kothri me band kiya hi kyu..?
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazaro se,
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchi hai
To hum behosh ho gaye!!
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Jese bajare ke khet me bhes ghus aai ho!!
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Wo khidki pe aai aur boli, ye saala bhi tapak gaya!!
Dhoti ne kaha pajama se,
Hum dono bane hai dhage se,
Fark hai to itna ki,
Me khulti hu piche se, aur tu aage se !!
Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Agar yaad meri aaye to sidhe upar hi chale aana!!
Yadi koi aap se kahe ki wo apne dil gehrai se tumse pyar karta hai,
To iska matlab uske dil me upar dusri ladki ke liye jagah book hai!!
Sms kare ge hum ek dusre ko bari-bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
Kyu ki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari!!
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Tei yaad aai to jal gayi dress!!
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!!
Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
La faavada mujhe de de!!
Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,
To use vasudev aur devki ko ek kothri me band kiya hi kyu..?
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazaro se,
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchi hai
To hum behosh ho gaye!!
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Jese bajare ke khet me bhes ghus aai ho!!
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Wo khidki pe aai aur boli, ye saala bhi tapak gaya!!
Dhoti ne kaha pajama se,
Hum dono bane hai dhage se,
Fark hai to itna ki,
Me khulti hu piche se, aur tu aage se !!
Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Agar yaad meri aaye to sidhe upar hi chale aana!!
Yadi koi aap se kahe ki wo apne dil gehrai se tumse pyar karta hai,
To iska matlab uske dil me upar dusri ladki ke liye jagah book hai!!
Sms kare ge hum ek dusre ko bari-bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
Kyu ki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari!!
Funny Shayari
Jeewan bima wale bhi,
Kitni besarmi se pes aate hai,
Pati ki mout se kya fayde hoge,
Ghanto beth ke uski patni ko samjhate hai.
Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Uske jane ke baad sab wapas utha leta hu!
O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re….!
Shaadiya vailin ki tarha hoti hai….
Madhur sangeet khatam hone ke baad taar aapas me ulajh jate hai.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se,
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se,
Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath,
Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath.
Khud ko kar buland itna ki,
Himalay ki choti par ja pahuche,
Aur khuda khud tumse puche,
Ab bata utre ga kese.
Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar,
Sasur na bahu ko mara,
Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara,
Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu?
Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota!
Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store samajh rakha hai kya?
Paper ke char din pehle syllabus dekha to gana aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
Paper ke din paper dekh man tadpaya,
Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya.
Jeewan bima wale bhi,
Kitni besarmi se pes aate hai,
Pati ki mout se kya fayde hoge,
Ghanto beth ke uski patni ko samjhate hai.
Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Uske jane ke baad sab wapas utha leta hu!
O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re….!
Shaadiya vailin ki tarha hoti hai….
Madhur sangeet khatam hone ke baad taar aapas me ulajh jate hai.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se,
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se,
Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath,
Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath.
Khud ko kar buland itna ki,
Himalay ki choti par ja pahuche,
Aur khuda khud tumse puche,
Ab bata utre ga kese.
Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar,
Sasur na bahu ko mara,
Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara,
Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu?
Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota!
Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store samajh rakha hai kya?
Paper ke char din pehle syllabus dekha to gana aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
Paper ke din paper dekh man tadpaya,
Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya.
Funny Shayari in Hindi
Teri lovely ankho ne mujhepe aisa effect kiya,
Sabko reject kar maine tumko select kiya.
Maine pucha chand se
Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa hasi,
Chand ne kaha- abe gadhe itni upar se dikhta hai kya?
Bharat sarkar ne naya niyam lagu kiya hai,
Khoobsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikala jayega,
Tum to safe ho yaar, main kaha jauga.
Kuware logo ki routine –
Somvar ko dosti,
Mangalvar ko pyar,
Budhwar ko shaadi,
Guruvar ko barbadi,
Sukravar ko ladai,
Sanivar ko talak,
Ravivar ko rest,
Aur somvar ko Next.
Me agle mahine shaadi kar raha hu,
Ek choti si party rakhi hai, tum jarur aana aur
Koi gift mat lana !
Bas kisi ko mujhse shaadi karne ke kiye leti aana.
Me sawan hu tum badal ho,
Me normal hut um pagal ho,
Me pani hu tum taki ho,
Me tarjan hu tum manky ho.
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Fir kyu mange ye dil more, ye dil mange mor.
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aur hamare muh se awaz nikali,
Fate muh…. Tusi ithe bhi aa gaye.
Jab tum udas ho jao to to,
Aaine ke samne jakar jor se kaho me bahut aakarsak hu,
Aisa bar-bar kaho, is se tum apne dukh par control kar loge,
Par ise apni aadat mat banne dena, kyu ki jhuthe log narak me jate hai.
Teri lovely ankho ne mujhepe aisa effect kiya,
Sabko reject kar maine tumko select kiya.
Maine pucha chand se
Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa hasi,
Chand ne kaha- abe gadhe itni upar se dikhta hai kya?
Bharat sarkar ne naya niyam lagu kiya hai,
Khoobsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikala jayega,
Tum to safe ho yaar, main kaha jauga.
Kuware logo ki routine –
Somvar ko dosti,
Mangalvar ko pyar,
Budhwar ko shaadi,
Guruvar ko barbadi,
Sukravar ko ladai,
Sanivar ko talak,
Ravivar ko rest,
Aur somvar ko Next.
Me agle mahine shaadi kar raha hu,
Ek choti si party rakhi hai, tum jarur aana aur
Koi gift mat lana !
Bas kisi ko mujhse shaadi karne ke kiye leti aana.
Me sawan hu tum badal ho,
Me normal hut um pagal ho,
Me pani hu tum taki ho,
Me tarjan hu tum manky ho.
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Fir kyu mange ye dil more, ye dil mange mor.
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aur hamare muh se awaz nikali,
Fate muh…. Tusi ithe bhi aa gaye.
Jab tum udas ho jao to to,
Aaine ke samne jakar jor se kaho me bahut aakarsak hu,
Aisa bar-bar kaho, is se tum apne dukh par control kar loge,
Par ise apni aadat mat banne dena, kyu ki jhuthe log narak me jate hai.
Funny Hindi Shayari
Par pyar bhara dil tod diya,
Kuch peso ke khatir,
Tum ne sms karma chod diya.
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Is sarfire ka sara system hila diya.
Aapka har message mere rom-rom me gudgudi peda kar deta hai,
Mera dil jor se dhadkta hai,
Kasoor aapka nahi hai,
Ye mobile hi vibration par hota hai.
Jab jab ghire badal, teri yaad aai,
Jhum ke jab bhi barsa badal, teri yaad aai,
Bhiga me, fir aur bhi teri yaad aai,
Ab nahi raha jata, chatri lota de mere
Ek tum ho jo itne ache ho,
Ek tum ho jo itne pyare ho,
ek tum ho jo itne sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand-sitare ho,
aur ek hum hai jo jhut pe jhut bole ja rahe hai.
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye,
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye,
Karu sms ladkiyo ko, naam tera aaye,
Mar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye
Zindagi me tin chiz kabhi bhi aa sakti hai,
Pesa…………mout…………
Aur ……….mera Sms.!!
Kehte hai ishq me need ud jati hai,
Koi humse bhi ishq kare kambkhat hame need bahut aati hai.
Kali se phool banne me kitna waqt lagta hai,
Lehro ko kinare se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai,
Mobile hai to kar do na sms,
Sms karne me kitna waqt lagta hai.
Botal chupa do kafan me mere,
Kabristan me piya karuga,
Jab mange ga hisab khuda,
To peg bana kar diya karu ga.
Par pyar bhara dil tod diya,
Kuch peso ke khatir,
Tum ne sms karma chod diya.
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Is sarfire ka sara system hila diya.
Aapka har message mere rom-rom me gudgudi peda kar deta hai,
Mera dil jor se dhadkta hai,
Kasoor aapka nahi hai,
Ye mobile hi vibration par hota hai.
Jab jab ghire badal, teri yaad aai,
Jhum ke jab bhi barsa badal, teri yaad aai,
Bhiga me, fir aur bhi teri yaad aai,
Ab nahi raha jata, chatri lota de mere
Ek tum ho jo itne ache ho,
Ek tum ho jo itne pyare ho,
ek tum ho jo itne sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand-sitare ho,
aur ek hum hai jo jhut pe jhut bole ja rahe hai.
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye,
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye,
Karu sms ladkiyo ko, naam tera aaye,
Mar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye
Zindagi me tin chiz kabhi bhi aa sakti hai,
Pesa…………mout…………
Aur ……….mera Sms.!!
Kehte hai ishq me need ud jati hai,
Koi humse bhi ishq kare kambkhat hame need bahut aati hai.
Kali se phool banne me kitna waqt lagta hai,
Lehro ko kinare se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai,
Mobile hai to kar do na sms,
Sms karne me kitna waqt lagta hai.
Botal chupa do kafan me mere,
Kabristan me piya karuga,
Jab mange ga hisab khuda,
To peg bana kar diya karu ga.
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